To celebrate England playing Malta tonight, here's our Football Audio Disturbance. Enjoy. (Meow)
"The grand masters of profanity are muscling in on the craze of colouring." - The Guardian
Our new colouring books, Mindless Violence and The Working Day are a must for your Christmas stock.
Keep bang up to date with Modern Toss (and the days of the week) with our new 2017 Work calendars - available in two sizes: a large square wall calendar and a compact A5 desktop version. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and important notable dates throughout the year.
Started thinking about your Christmas stock yet? Last year we brought out a bumper festive gift book which has turned out to be one of our top sellers. Get in the Christmas mood and stock up on a classic. Our 2017 calendars are also available, along with our ever-popular range of Christmas cards, including 5 brand new designs. Check 'em all out at our trade website here.
Time for everyone to head back to work/school/college/university/wherever they head off to at the end of the summer. So you'd better stock up on stationery and work gear... Including Toss notebooks, shit scribbler pencils, work is shit bags, and our classic range of Work cards, shit-naks and books. Make it all a bit more bearable yeah?
Browse our online trade store for more gifts and cards!
Enjoy the bank holiday weekend yeah?
SIX new Christmas cards - available for pre-order now in the Modern Toss trade store.
- Seasonal Cutbacks
- Christmas Armistice
- Seasonal Work
- Santa Skiing Holiday
- Seasonal Pervert
- Christmas Meal
See the full collection of Toss Christmas cards, gifts, calendars, books and shit-naks HERE.
This year we have TWO 2017 calendars - our traditional A5 desktop version for plonking on your desk at work AND a larger square wall calendar for sticking up in your kitchen.
Both feature 12 months' worth of classic Work cartoons along with essential dates such as Work Naked Day, Piggate, the most popular month to get a vasectomy, and the day Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji.
Pre-order from our online trade shop - available for delivery in September.
Our new comic, Fucking Arseholes Anonymous, is jammed to the gills with new cartoons, including some instant Work classics like 'Biscuits Meeting' (above) which is destined to be a greetings card...
Let us know what your favourites are and we'll keep 'em in mind when deciding on new products in the future yeah?
Get Comic 9 from our online trade shop or get in touch to order.
Introducing the NEW Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set - available for pre-order now!
The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince.