Keep bang up to date with Modern Toss (and the days of the week) with our new 2017 Work calendars - available in two sizes: a large square wall calendar and a compact A5 desktop version. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and important notable dates throughout the year.
Started thinking about your Christmas stock yet? Last year we brought out a bumper festive gift book which has turned out to be one of our top sellers. Get in the Christmas mood and stock up on a classic. Our 2017 calendars are also available, along with our ever-popular range of Christmas cards, including 5 brand new designs. Check 'em all out at our trade website here.
Time for everyone to head back to work/school/college/university/wherever they head off to at the end of the summer. So you'd better stock up on stationery and work gear... Including Toss notebooks, shit scribbler pencils, work is shit bags, and our classic range of Work cards, shit-naks and books. Make it all a bit more bearable yeah?
Browse our online trade store for more gifts and cards!
Enjoy the bank holiday weekend yeah?
SIX new Christmas cards - available for pre-order now in the Modern Toss trade store.
- Seasonal Cutbacks
- Christmas Armistice
- Seasonal Work
- Santa Skiing Holiday
- Seasonal Pervert
- Christmas Meal
See the full collection of Toss Christmas cards, gifts, calendars, books and shit-naks HERE.
This year we have TWO 2017 calendars - our traditional A5 desktop version for plonking on your desk at work AND a larger square wall calendar for sticking up in your kitchen.
Both feature 12 months' worth of classic Work cartoons along with essential dates such as Work Naked Day, Piggate, the most popular month to get a vasectomy, and the day Keith Richards fell out of a tree in Fiji.
Pre-order from our online trade shop - available for delivery in September.
Our new comic, Fucking Arseholes Anonymous, is jammed to the gills with new cartoons, including some instant Work classics like 'Biscuits Meeting' (above) which is destined to be a greetings card...
Let us know what your favourites are and we'll keep 'em in mind when deciding on new products in the future yeah?
Get Comic 9 from our online trade shop or get in touch to order.
Introducing the NEW Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set - available for pre-order now!
The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince.
Our new releases are already gathering high praise from the press, including Creative Review, Design Week, and a feature in this week's Guardian G2 magazine which described Mindless Violence as 'strangely relaxing' and 'full of images of utterly surreal and dumb brutality.'
Both books are now available in our online trade store. And COMING SOON - we will be releasing a set of patented 'double ender rainbow shit scribbler' pencils to complete the full mindfulness colouring experience.
Our Work is Shit bag has rocketed to the top of our bestselling shit-nak list after being featured on a recent Buzzfeed list: 27 Sweary Products You'll Need if You're a Fucking Professional.
Stock up on all our classic work cards and gifts at our online trade shop.
At home, at work, during the working week or at the weekend - our range of colourful mug designs are perfect for every occasion.
Our latest additions include the ever-popular Ideas Meeting design, along with a special new cartoon for the work-from-home crowd. Combined with the original classic Work and Weekend duo, the Modern Toss mug collection looks pretty tasty all together on a shelf.
Have you seen our new range of greetings cards?
Featuring bestsellers and favourites such as: Cheese & Wine, Bi-Lingual Emoji, DIY Week, Stick this Job up your Arse, High Street Coffee, Work Dress Code, Invisible Arsehole, Bodywork Gym, New Arrival, Awkward Cunt and Pensions Accumulator.
Our latest comic, Fucking Arseholes Anonymous, is now available for pre-order, and should be in stock by mid-May!
Featuring a cast of Toss favourites, such as Cheese & Wine, Work, Customer Services and Legal Longshots, along with some brand new future-classics like Random Fucking Idiot Internment Camp, Bacon Cancer and Quiet Zone.
Don't be a fucking arsehole - pre-order Comic 9 now.