Our NEW double ender rainbow shit scribbler colouring pencils are now in stock! Featuring 24 unique colours to suit every possible situation, including Cyclist Piss Sample, Dogger Orange, and Blue Catarrh. The perfect companion to our bestselling colouring books, The Working Day and Mindless Violence. Order now in time for Christmas!
Get stocked up with a bunch of Toss Christmas cards, books, shit-naks and gifts - ideal for stocking stuffers and Secret Santa presents!
Our festive gift collection includes the 2017 Work calendar (available in two sizes), our seasonal gift book: Complete Christmas Mood, our new postcard sets, colouring books and colouring pencils, as well as all the classic shit-naks such as mugs, coasters, magnets, tea towels and wallets.
Order online from our trade site in time for Christmas!
To celebrate England playing Malta tonight, here's our Football Audio Disturbance. Enjoy. (Meow)
"The grand masters of profanity are muscling in on the craze of colouring." - The Guardian
Our new colouring books, Mindless Violence and The Working Day are a must for your Christmas stock.
Keep bang up to date with Modern Toss (and the days of the week) with our new 2017 Work calendars - available in two sizes: a large square wall calendar and a compact A5 desktop version. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and important notable dates throughout the year.
Started thinking about your Christmas stock yet? Last year we brought out a bumper festive gift book which has turned out to be one of our top sellers. Get in the Christmas mood and stock up on a classic. Our 2017 calendars are also available, along with our ever-popular range of Christmas cards, including 5 brand new designs. Check 'em all out at our trade website here.
Time for everyone to head back to work/school/college/university/wherever they head off to at the end of the summer. So you'd better stock up on stationery and work gear... Including Toss notebooks, shit scribbler pencils, work is shit bags, and our classic range of Work cards, shit-naks and books. Make it all a bit more bearable yeah?
Browse our online trade store for more gifts and cards!
Enjoy the bank holiday weekend yeah?
SIX new Christmas cards - available for pre-order now in the Modern Toss trade store.
- Seasonal Cutbacks
- Christmas Armistice
- Seasonal Work
- Santa Skiing Holiday
- Seasonal Pervert
- Christmas Meal
See the full collection of Toss Christmas cards, gifts, calendars, books and shit-naks HERE.