NEW! Alan Tea Towel
yes the cloth poster/tea towel is back. Beautifully crafted cotton tea/towel cloth poster printed in green and black, handy for drying a cup or putting in a frame on your wall.

come back Alan you wank...

Price: £8.99

NEW! Drive-by abuser Tea Towel
A little cartoon scooterist man shouts at a country view from the comfort of a 100% cotton tea towel/cloth poster, the perfect gift , why not yeah! Printed in Full colour.

alright? you a scene of outstanding natural beauty yeah?
bunch of cows stood on you, eating up all your grass?....
just sitting about all day, having your photo taken?
better than being used as a nuclear test site though innit?
see ya round yeah?

Price: £9.99