Modern Toss t-shirt -- Alan -- Red
Part man part beast, a great t-shirt to wear to a barbecue

100% cotton, only small available
Price: £12.99

Modern Toss T-Shirt -- Work -- Brown
"I can't come in today so fuck off."

100% cotton, available in 1 size: Small (38-40), click Add to Basket

Price: £9.99

Christmas Card - Seasonal Affective Disorder
-do you want to come out for a Christmas walk?
-no I fucking don't

Price: £1.00

Christmas Card - Work Meal
-I'm not coming to the Christmas meal, so just give me thirty quid for this lot,
I'll be eating it at my desk

Price: £1.00

Christmas Card - Festive Footprint
-are these trees from an organically sustainable source?
- why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?

Price: £1.00

Christmas Card - Festive Grid Drain
-would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine
-perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie

Price: £1.00

Christmas Card - Cheese & Wine
-got any plans for tomorrow?
-yeah I have, what's it to you, you nosey fucker

Price: £1.00

Christmas Card - Goat
-d'you get any good presents?
-yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable

Price: £1.00

Christmas Card - Disposable BBQ
-ooh, a disposable barbecue and some de-icer
-yeah take them back if you don't like them, they're open Christmas Day, get us 10 silk cut while you're down there

Price: £1.00

Also available in a multipack containing one of each design. Price: £6.00

Christmas Card - christmas weekend
next up on the history channel, settle back as we spend an evening with
"Hitler at Christmas"

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - Home Clubber
yeah I got it down the market, you plug it straight into the light socket, it's a good idea
but I don't think they've thought it through.

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - Work
so did you have a nice Christmas?
yeah I just popped by to say fuck your job

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - British Farmers
what you got there then?
It's a turkey sausage, I've genetically modified out the bones and wings,
all you've got to do is crack off the beak and wack it in the oven.

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - Homeclubber
I've got a really nasty feeling I've just been visited by the ghost of Christmas past,
either that or the postman's back on the old smack again.

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - Parents
you better have more to say for yourself when my parents get here

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - Food & Drink
did you have a nice Christmas?
yeah, I ate so much I put myself in a wheelchair
the Doctors reckon he's foie gras'd his liver

Price: £0.85

Christmas Card - Christmas
ooh, a disposable barbecue and some de-icer
yeah take them back if you don't like them, they're open Christmas Day,
get us 10 silk cut while you're down there

Price: £0.85