Xmas Card -Alan
happy christmas yeah!

Price: £1.99

Xmas Card - Seasonal affective disorder - mince pie
next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie?
i've got a fucking mince pie

Price: £1.99

Xmas Card -Mr Tourette - RED IDIOT SHED FIDDLER
Oh, is this Santa's Grotto?
I know what you mean, I wouldn't let my fucking kids near him

Price: £1.99

Xmas Card - drive by abuser
Alright! pack of reindeer yeah?
dragging a big old sack of christmas nik-naks
while some old bloke whips your arsehole with a stick?
still it's only once a yaer innit... Happy Christmas Yeah!

Price: £1.99

Xmas Card - Seasonal affective disorder - tv controls
where's the controls, I'm not watching this fucking shit

Price: £1.99

Modern Toss t-shirt --New Alan - pale green
"you alright with that yeah ?"


100% cotton, available in 4 sizes: Small (40"), Medium (42"),
Large (44") & Xtra Large (46") Select your size and click Add to Basket

Price: £17.99

Modern Toss t-shirt -- Drive By-- White
"wearin a t-shirt yeah ?"

100% cotton, available in 4 sizes: Small (40"), Medium (42"),
Large (44") & Xtra Large (46") Select your size and click Add to Basket

Price: £17.99

Modern Toss t-shirt -- Mr Tourette -- Brown
Signs read "You're going to have to be a bit more fucking specific"

100% cotton, available in 4 sizes: Small (40"), Medium (42"),
Large (44") & Xtra Large (46") Select your size and click Add to Basket

Price: £17.99