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Till Fiddling Cash Rapists – Greetings Card

“Hello Mr Tourette I run a complex financial services company previously known as a bank. Due to the fact we’ve fucked it right up we need a new logo so no-one knows who we are”

“sounds piss easy, I’ll see what letters I’ve got lying around in the van”

later…

“yeah I thought it could stand for ‘Till Fiddling Cash Rapist’”

“brilliant that’s the last thing they’d expect it to stand for. I might get it put on a signet ring so I can punch it into peoples faces”