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“Oh Hello Mr Tourette, I need a new logo for my train company, to distract the passengers from the fact that’s it’s fucking shit”

“I’ve had a go on one of those in the transport museum”

“we will not tolerate violent or abusive behaviour to our staff, by the way the train on platform 3 is fucked, cheers”

“I’m not sure about the font but it’s definitely in tune with the commuter mood”

“yeah should buy you enough time to get back in your helicopter”