Greetings Card - Work - Water Cooler
good weekend ?
yeah I'm still off my fucking tits

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Work - Payrise
you want a payrise because you've given up smoking?
yeah I used to do about 2 hours a day on fag breaks,
now I've given up I'm not spending that time working unless you pay me more money

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card -Work - Baby
my wife's just had another baby, it's not mine
but can I have a couple of weeks off anyway

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Work - Dog
you can't bring a dog into work
er hello? he's not actually working

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Gym Smoking
Gym - that high intensity speed aerobics class you're advertising,
is it smoking or non-smoking?

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Cheese & Wine - Wife
so how do you know Peter?
he fucked my wife

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Work Fuck Off
Work - I can't come in today so fuck off

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Work Printer
Work - I've heard the printer's broken,
so I'm not coming in.

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Work Bored
Work - I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored.

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Tourette Whore
Tourette - Whore

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Tourette Spunk
Tourette - Spunk Drinking Festival.

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Park
Park - It helps us find our way home.

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Customer Services - Kitchen
Customer Services - This kitchen I bought off you has given me manic depression

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card -Customer Services - Cock Bolt
Customer Services - I came in here yesterday all pissed up and paid someone
to put a bolt through my cock. Whats your policy on that?

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Cheese and Wine
Cheese and Wine - Have you heard about Peter's new car?
No have you read my sign.

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Weekend - Remote Control
Weekend - yeah it's me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Weekend - IKEA
Ikea - Let's go to Ikea. Fuck Ikea

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Space Argument
"Stick this flag in there" "You fucking do it"…

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Queens Cunting Boat
Mr Tourette at it again!…

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Sex Tourists
Mr Tourette signwriter…

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Work Sabbatical
"I am thinking of taking a sabbatical, what is it?"…

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Health Crisps
"Hello, have you come for your annual check up?"
"No I just wondered if you had any change for the crisp machine"

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Work Line Manager
"How are you getting on with your new line manager?"
"He's a fucking cunt"…

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Work Filing
"What are you like at filing?" "I'll give it a go"…

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Customer Services marrage
"This bloke I married in your church turned out to be a fucking waste of space"
"You still got the certificate?"

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Weekend Hitler
"Yeah, having a beer, watching a Hitler documentary"…

Price: £1.99

Greetings Card - Customer Services Car
"I saw your car advert on the tv where it turns into a robot and
goes ice scating, so I went out and bought one,
now I want to know where the fucking button is that makes it do that"

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Baby Social Services
"Do you think we should change the nappy?"
"Sort your act out or I am getting social services in"

Price: £1.99

Greeting card - Baby presents
"Isn't it beautiful" "Where's my fucking presents?"…

Price: £1.99