New Comic

That’s right yeah, new comic coming very soon, call for friends this week, stay alert. Cheers.

New Card Range Coming Soon...

Keep your eyes peeled for our brand new card range, coming very soon, (includes a couple of Valentines numbers yeah) cheers.

'Work Bollocks Your Nut In"

Happy New Year yeah

Merry Christmas Yeah!

cheers an' all that...

Knitted Alans Released Tuesday 15th December

Our first home-bred batch of Alans have been successfully incubated at Toss House. We'll be keeping 'em over the weekend to settle them down, then posting them out on Tuesday. If you pre-ordered one then you're in luck, if you haven't you better get you're finger out cos they're nearly all spoken for. Don't let these Alans sit about here doing fuck all... Give one a proper home he can shit up for Christmas by clicking here

The Alan "Prince of Mischief" Phone Charm

Get your hands on one here cheers

Chaos Laboratories Episode 3

Check out Episode 3 of our groundbreaking new sci-fi drama Chaos Laboratories right now! Paul Kaye spits a ball of red gum into the Chaos Lab's combinator and kickstarts a psychedelic, global-scale catastrophe. Described by a high-ranking web connoisseur as "utter genius", it's up there next to episodes 1 and 2 on Youtube and the BBC online Comedy website. Watch 'em in order and boost your viewing pleasure, yeah!!

Chaos Laboratories Episode 2

Check out part two of CHAOS LABORATORIES our bang up to date, new mini-series, online right now! Starring Flytalk superstar Paul Kaye as Axel Peters the deluded bio-genetics genius struggling to create the ultimate Christmas pet and Simon Day his mangled-accent assistant whose job it is to make sure he doesn't punch a hole through the planet while he's at it. It's moody, it's pumping. It's mental. Have a lick on it now while its up on the BBC griddle.

Seasonal Nik-Nak Emporium Open for Business

If you're in Brighton, get yourself down there, Pussy Home Boutique, 3 Bartholomews Brighton BN11HG.